Celebrity Photography By Randall Slavin

Words from his website:
Randall Slavin is frequently called a photographer. He is infrequently called by creditors. He likes cities and sunshine. He hates condiments and The Offspring. Randall Slavin wouldn't think twice about pulling the car over if you littered out his window and would feel a lot hipper if he enjoyed sushi, but, alas, he doesn't. He has yet to see a shooting star and has never had a cavity but that doesn't stop him from trying to achieve both goals. He has never been arrested because he respects the rule of law. Randall Slavin doesn't watch sports, however, he enjoys watching TV shows about sports. Shockingly enough, girls seem to enjoy his company even when he's not stuffing dollar bills in their waistbands. Randall Slavin doesn't know whats going on tonight, but he's been practicing all day.