Lingerie Basketball League Girls

When we got to the park, we mostly saw mothers supervising their toddlers during a sunny day at the playground. There was also a jogger and a couple of guys randomly practicing martial arts moves. But we did see some basketball. Namely a pick-up game featuring all guys. There was one woman dressed in basketball gear walking around the park looking lost and confused - presumably searching for the same tryouts.
In the meantime, it looks like the Lingerie Basketball League has some early competition. The Bikini Sports Association is gearing up for the inaugural season of the aptly named Bikini Basketball League. Under the motto of "Excellence or Bust", the league is aiming to field six teams with such PC names as the Kentucky Cupcakes and the Indiana Milkshake.
Neither league has announced an official start date yet, which gives us time to start working on our prurient basketball puns.